lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
Haruka: *YELLING*
Rin: *SCREAMING*
Makoto: *PANICKING*
Sousuke: *CRYING IN THE SHOWER*
ED: Hey future fish!

overratedsuicide:

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION TO JUST BE HAPPY

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY TO JUST STOP WORRYING

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH AN ED TO JUST EAT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH PTSD TO JUST GET OVER IT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ADHD/ADD TO JUST CALM DOWN

boys-and-suicide:

Why can’t everyone love each other? And love each other even more for their flaws?

taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

dirty-gravity-falls-confessions:

THER IS NTHING WRONG W WANTING TO FUCK A TRIANGLE?????? YIFFERS I KNWO ITS HARD BUT WE HAVE TO BLOCK OUT THE HATERES TOGETHER also is everyone ok w this format of ass recieving

dirty-gravity-falls-confessions:

THER IS NTHING WRONG W WANTING TO FUCK A TRIANGLE?????? YIFFERS I KNWO ITS HARD BUT WE HAVE TO BLOCK OUT THE HATERES TOGETHER also is everyone ok w this format of ass recieving

flyawaymax:

learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.

slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life